Do you have a dark side and enjoy an adventurous romantic trip to the burial grounds of your forefathers? Why go alone when you can drag your sex doll along? Dress up in your favorite black clothes, take a pair of shovels (Busty Amy 2.0. can’t dig but she looks hella sexy with a shovel in hand) and visit your local neighborhood graveyard. If you’re in Egypt, go for a pyramid. Unless your silicone girlfriend is one of those robot models that can walk, you might need to carry her. Pack some bread and refreshments, then cover Amy in some pesto and pate, throw her over your shoulder and freak out every old lady at the graveyard as you look for a good spot.
In case you didn’t make a reservation and all the good crypts are taken, just look for a freshly dug grave. It’s common practice that graves are dug days before a burial, so you can enjoy some alone time with your special silicone loved one. Once you get all cozy and cold in your romantic burial hole, make sure to express your feelings and give thanks to all the wonderful moments you had with Busty Amy 2.0. While she might not be human and have feelings of her own, she definitely enjoys pleasing you and going outdoors to air out her jizz reeking body. While it is good to show affection, don’t be too loud as your noises might freak out others. Now relax and kiss Amy as you watch the beautiful star-filled sky. Who said romance is dead?
